The Evil Memory Wiper-- A Story of Truth

There was once an irrisitible type of food. It was fuzzy, stringy, not all that tasty, but for some reason everyone loved it.
There was one family in particular who adored this substance. Every one of them (except one sister) couldn't get enough of it.
This sister was well known for her excellent memory, and no one could figure out how she did it. Well, one day, they found out.

It all started in a lab. Scientist who were also obsessed by this fruithad been running tests on it. Then, they discovered it. Zamia Drocerius Vitritersorium.
This supposedly harmless and appealing food was really a trap. It fed even as it was being eaten, and after. It was a parasite. After being swallowed, it traveled up to your brain, and gradually ate away at your memory. The scientist promptly discovered some statisitcs-- 87% of the senile and the insane were great lovers of this fruit.

Immediatly, this information became public, and all over the world peaches were banned. The effect was gradual, but eventually, everyones' memory and sense was restored, and all was as it sould be.